if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
netflix knows what’s up
this fucking show
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so instead im going to text them so we can still have a conversation
fuck that “you’re all zombies engrossed in your technology except me, the enlightened one” attitude
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr
*goes onto omegle video*
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
mom, dad, i’m…i’m…I’M…
I’M A GOOFY GOOBER
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.